Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, October 29, 2012

Stop Pretending You Care About Other People and Vote for Romney

So sayeth Joss Whedon:



Tip: Watch to the very end.

This one will probably fry a few circuits amongst the Libertarian/Wingnut fans of Serenity and Firefly.

1 comment:

Nangleator said...

I wondered about him for a while. Wingnut blogs made their assumed liberal end game look like the baddies from Firefly/Serenity, what with trying to pacify people. And, of course, Mal and his crew were definitely Second Amendment, freedom-loving, small government types.