Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Biggest Crock of Shit You'll Read This Month

"Mitt Romney didn't want to run for president."

Riight. He spent eight years running for president (two election cycles) and now his family is putting out the revisionist lie that, oh, Mitt didn't really want the job.

What a load of manure.
Posted by on or about 11:49
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2 comments:

D. said...

To use business vernacular: That's why he wasn't hired.

To quote Æsop: Those grapes were probably sour anyway.

12/24/2012 6:54 AM
Anonymous said...

The ultimate sour grapes story, it sounds to me.

12/24/2012 1:02 PM

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