Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

A Headline You Don't See Every Day

Stolen Train Crashes Into Building in Sweden

A woman stole an empty commuter train from a depot Tuesday and drove it to a suburb of Stockholm where it derailed and slammed into an apartment building, officials said.
"The Taking of Stockholm 123"?

5 comments:

D. said...

Silver Streak?

(Finally saw most of it over the holidays. Have completely spaced why the villain crashed the train.)

w3ski said...

I thought you had to have a permit to run a train?
Must have been some kind of outlaw...
w3ski

Old NFO said...

Ah...er... I give up... I just have NOTHING for that one!

Comrade Misfit said...

One of those deadly "assault trains", perhaps?

CenterPuke88 said...

Well, I don't see a flash suppressor or bayonet lug, but most trains of this sort have some form of pistol grip controller, voila!