Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Caturday; Warm Cat is Warm Edition

Jake is warming himself on two sides.


That is a heated cat bed he's lying on. The Sun is shining through the window; it'll have risen enough soon so that the sunbeam won't be there. But for now, he is taking full advantage of it, occasionally rolling over to get the sunbeam on a different part of his back.

At 17, he's an old man.

Update: I have two of those pads, for I formerly had three cats. I took the heating element out of one of them and washed the pad. It's back on the chair and Jake's asleep on it.

3 comments:

Nangleator said...

I don't know how we live through a cat's death, since there should by all rights be a sudden, catastrophic release of stored energy from a lifetime of heat thievery!

w3ski said...

Nothing more sleep inducing than a purring cat in a warm spot. I feel like a nap just watching your cat.
w3ski

BadTux said...

Jake is a lucky kitteh to have a sunbeam to warm part of him. My poor old man has to turn over on his heated cushion like a rotisserie to get the same effect. (And he does, he totally does, he warms one side, turns over, and warms the other).