Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, October 13, 2013

"The Million Vet March (Minus 999,800 Veterans, That Is)

And that's assuming that all of the 200 bigoted cranks who showed up were veterans.


No shocker that The Canadian Usurper and Bible Spice were among the nuts. And I'm pretty sure that the closest they've ever been to the military was watching a DVD of "Saving Private Ryan."

4 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Do you suppose the person who thought it a good idea to bring their Confederate flag to a protest about the closing of monuments to veterans of the U.S. Army realizes that the Confederates were the enemy of said army, and killed hundreds of thousands of soldiers of same?

-Doug in Oakland

Joe said...

Why do they hate America?

BadTux said...

Beast, whenever you see a crowd of white people waving a Confederate flag in front of a black man's house, you know it's only because they're not allowed to burn a cross on the black man's lawn.

You're welcome.

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

D. said...

"...I'm pretty sure that the closest [The Canadian Usurper and Bible Spice]'ve ever been to the military was watching a DVD of "Saving Private Ryan.""

If that.