Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, December 16, 2013

Western Union; Poop, Poop, Poop, Poop

I went into the office for several hours before I ran out of gas and had to knock off. I knew the litter box needed a real cleaning, not just a scooping and so I picked up another jug of it. But I was beat, so when I got home, I just crawled into bed for a nap.

Two hours later, I woke up and went into the kitchen for some juice. Right in the middle of the kitchen floor was a cat turd. Jake placed it so precisely that one might thought he used a tape measure to mark the spot

I got the message.

The litter box was cleaned and refilled.

(Title reference)

2 comments:

w3ski said...

I have considered a "self cleaning" cat box for years, but knowing Cats I figure they would screw it up somehow, just for more attention.
We are truly cat owned and with no sick leave. I had an accident at work one morning and wound up in the hospital. My first fracking thought on waking was "who is going to feed the cat and dog at home".
Get well soon, being sick, sucks.
w3ski

Comrade Misfit said...

A friend of mine had one of those self-cleaning cat boxes. It lasted until one of the cats turned it into a late-night cat toy. The cat would stand in the litterbox, then get out and wait for the machinery to work. So all night, the damn thing was running,