Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

The National Weather Forecast


I'm not sure where it came from.

Or what's the deal with Florida. But then, I never know what the deal is with Florida. When John Quincy Adams denounced Florida as "a derelict open to the occupancy of every enemy, civilized or savage, of the United States, and serving no other earthly purpose than as a post of annoyance to them", he pretty much nailed it. Whatever we paid Spain for the state, we got taken. They should have paid us to take that miserable hellhole off their hands.

3 comments:

D. said...

Hoth, indeed.

(We're not on fire. We're just desert-dry. So far.)

Chaplain Tim said...

"How do you people live like this?"
Long years of practice, thermal underwear, and lots of shared body heat.

Spud said...

This miserable "HellHole" will only get down into the mid fifties today.
Back up in the 70's tomorrow.

Even Hell hath it's positive attributes.