Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, February 2, 2014

Super Bowl Whatever-the-Hell-Roman-Numeral-It-Is.

I watched the first half.

Meh.

The teams were better matched on Puppy Bowl X and Kitten Bowl I.
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Nangleator said...

Kitten bowl was only saved by cute kittens. I don't know why they had so much other stuff on it. It would have benefited greatly from having the audio content accidentally blanked.

They Foleyed in cat noises, for fuck's sake! I KNOW they had microphones. Why the hell couldn't they USE them?

And also, it was plain they had about 1/3 the content they needed. They kept showing the same clips over and over again. How could they so completely fuck up putting a bunch of kittens in a box, pointing a camera at the box, and walking away?

2/04/2014 9:08 AM

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