Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Brave Modern "Patriots"

Their plan was to hide behind their women if the Nevada Moocher Standoff turned violent.

Brave bunch of people, that.
Mack obviously was inspired by the hundreds accounts of how the Minutemen hid behind their wives' skirts on Lexington Green and Concord Bridge, and of how the ladies of the Old North Church were arrayed in battle lines up on top of Breed's Hill in Charlestown.
Ayup.

There's money to be made as a divorce lawyer in those parts.

3 comments:

Sdv1949 said...

What? You don't believe in women's equality?

Burn the heretic!



(just kidding)

montag said...

Sounds like a lot of steers and no bulls in that herd.

Andrew S. said...

Keep in mind that this guy's only one person in a very fragmented movement. The reaction from the Threeper community has ranged from "It might generate a good photo op but hell no" to "Ask Vicki Weaver about government ROE" to "I couldn't keep my wife away from the fight if I wanted to."