Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, May 15, 2014

In Case of Rogue Sheep

Which is probably why the Department of Agriculture wants to buy submachine guns.

Why is it that every freaking Federal agency feels the need to have their own set of in-house Imperial Storm Troopers?

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

State Dept just put in an order for about 450 pounds of C4, plus about eight miles worth of detonating cord, blasting caps, shaped charges, and all sorts of other day-ruining stuff.

http://scgnews.com/why-is-the-us-state-department-buying-high-explosives

Deadstick said...

Well, Agriculture owns the LEO's in a pretty big stretch of territory...

Joe said...

What line of work is Cliven Bundy in, again?

Comrade Misfit said...

Joe, he runs cattle. And the BLM is part of the Dept. of the Interior, not Agriculture.

Andrew S said...

Well let us all be sure to vote for HRC in 2016! If we just vote in the democrats one more time, everything will be better! Seriously!

OOGA BOOGA JEB BUSH MITT ROMNEY SCOTT WALKER OOGA BOOGA!

Oh no! The Evil Rethuglikkkans and the Party of No™ have nominated a candidate with superficial differences than yours! Hold the line, progressives! Vote Democratic one more time!

drouse said...

If I had to venture a guess, I would say feral pigs. They like crops and are a outright plague in a lot of places. It wasn't all that long ago that I saw some news item about some guy who bagged a 1400 pound boar.

Joe said...

I wouldn't stake my life on those knuckleheads' ability to tell the USDA apart from the BLM.

Glenn Kelley said...

The people that shoot nuisance wildlife on airports etc work for USDA .

Glenn

Comrade Misfit said...

What sort of "nuisance wildlife" are they dealing with that they would need to use submachine guns?

Unknown said...

Well, they do have to enforce the anti-terrorism laws against people who take photos of factory farms.

I hear some of those hippies are packing serious heat.