Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

"Guns for the Blind" Video?

It's from the Onion, people. It's not fucking real.
Posted by on or about 13:30
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4 comments:

Nangleator said...

The Onion's man-in-the-street interviews are based on real news stories. It's the only part of The Onion that isn't satire.

8/12/2014 1:41 PM
GolFoxtrot Yankee said...

Link to the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6NKwiCGCoA

8/12/2014 2:39 PM
Robert Fowler said...

The Iowa sheriff against guns for sight impaired people is a liberal idiot pisswit. He was against shall issue when we got that. I've heard he's developing a good case of Alzheimers. I voted for the other guy in the last election. When the whole guns for the blind came up in the local rag, you should have heard the liberals howling. More of that blood in the streets bullshit they always cry about.

8/12/2014 3:30 PM
CenterPuke88 said...

Actually, the Onion story (dated 8/8/2014) is a cut down version of the NY Daily Mail story from 8/5/2014. The quote the Onion uses, which I figured had to be from them, is actually in the Daily Mail story! So, maybe not a false/comedy story. Given the NRA's recent propensity to shoot first and then aim, I'm leaning toward it being true.

8/12/2014 5:53 PM

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