Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Terminology is Puzzling

Saw this ad in a buy/sell section of the Book of Ugly Faces:

For sale: ZBT cymbals. 5 cymbals, good condition. just stick marks and light scratches from normal use.

14" Hats
16" Crash
18" Crash
20" Ride
I thought that all cymbals went "crash". I had no idea that some were wearable, or that some could be used for transportation.

6 comments:

Nangleator said...

Funny names. I've heard of High Hats, too.

A good put down for any drummers you may know... A rock band consists of three musicians and a drummer.

steve said...

They are missing the Splash, China, and Sizzle cymbals

Yogi said...

What do you call a drummer who just broke up with their significant other?

Homeless.

Sarah said...

I wonder what the 5th cymbal was. ( Hey, two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff. BA Dum tish )

Unknown said...

How do you get a drummer off your porch? Pay for the pizza.

Comrade Misfit said...

What's the difference between a drummer and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.