Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, November 29, 2014

What You Never See in a Vampire Movie (With an Update)

A water-bomber to soak the legions of the undead with holy water.


It'd only take a few minutes to bless the water in the airplane's tank.

And then "bombs away" on the undead.

Based on this, a story about such a fight.

5 comments:

Chuck Pergiel said...

And here I thought holy water was a rare and precious commodity.

Borepatch said...

Genius!

Comrade Misfit said...

Charles, it's just regular water that has been consecrated by a short blessing. You'd have to have a priest or minister as part of the crew. No reason why they couldn't bless a large tank of the stuff.

BP, it started out with my wondering why one never sees the vampire-fighters using a Super-Soaker in a fight. Then I thought, why think small?

CenterPuke88 said...

So how difficult to consecrate a reservoir? And how far will the consecration proceed down the pipes from the reservoir into the distribution system? Bless the lake and open the hydrants?

ShortWoman said...

Oh sure, just add to the list of things that don't make sense in a vampire movie!