Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, February 7, 2015

Who Gives a Shit About Mr. Rip-and-Read?

Seriously. The guy's job is to look pretty on network TV and read from a teleprompter.

So he was telling a few tall tales about his own experiences. How does that pass the "So, What" test?

The guy's a news-reader. It's not as if he was exactly Tim Hetherington or Dickey Chappelle.

But yeah, this'll leave a mark:

3 comments:

D. said...

This is making me long for the days of Drew Pearson, who I was too young to read in the first place. (I do remember Jack Anderson.)

Deadstick said...

And we gave Saint Ronnie a pass when he claimed he'd been present at the liberation of Holocaust camps...

mikey said...

My brain wants to agree with you, but my heart wants to see some of these rich, insulated fucks face SOME occasional consequences, even for something trivial and stupid. We've just reached a point where the protected class can skate on anything, and if we're not going to prosecute bankers and torturers, well, maybe we can at least fire Brian Williams for being a smug bullshitter...