Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

A Real "Man of the People"... Heh

Brit Prime Mister Cameron, who is in the middle of campaigning to keep his job, went to a barbeque to mingle with the masses.

Where he sat down to eat and used a knife and fork to eat a hot dog.


Whether it's Dubya clearing brush or Kerry going hunting or Trump eating pizza, when these clowns try to pretend that they're "just plain folk", they often blow it.

5 comments:

Deadstick said...

Can't remember...who was the US politician who had to apologize for eating pizza that way?

Comrade Misfit said...

Mayor Bill deBlasio, Self-Anointed Gasbag Donald Trump, and Former 1/2-Term Governor Sarah Palin all come to mind.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't want to eat anything either, that had been in his hand ;-)

bmq215 said...

deBlasio and Trump are particularly egregious offenders in my book. Sarah can be forgiven (for once) as I can't imagine that Alaskans see good pizza very often. Bill and Donny, however, have pretty much based their careers around a city that's legendary for its pizza. Shame on them.

3383 said...

I'll do pizza with a fork sometimes if it's too hot and I'm too hungry, but I'm no Mr. Pitt eating a Snickers.

I do know a German immigrant (for 30 years now) who eats pizza like that.