Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

The Fun Thing About Today: Online Edition

....is seeing the products that companies are offering.

From Safariland, a holster for your lightsaber.

Over at Think Geek, it's kind of hard to figure out which product is real and which isn't. The kid-sized Mad Max cars? The Voltron Cat Condo? More likely the Steam-Powered Gaming Cabinet, just the thing if the power goes out. (They have more items.)

Samsung's SmartKnife. Try not to slice off your ear when you make a call.

The Honda selfie-cam.

Google's Smart-Mailbox.

Ms-DOS for your smartphone.

(More later)

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