Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, August 17, 2015

Affluenza, Swiss Style

So there's this spoiled-rotten Swiss kid. His dad gives him an allowance of ten large* a month.

Kid's also got fifteen cars. One of those cars is a Ferrari 458. Which the kid doesn't like. Because it's not new. So what's a poor little rich kid to do, especially when he's only got $30 million in property and he doesn't want to ask daddy for a newer Ferrari?

If you're guessing "pay a couple of his buddies to torch the car", you're right.
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* A/k/a 10 AMUs.

2 comments:

Keaaukane said...

OK, I googled it but didn't find an answer that fit. What is an AMU?

Comrade Misfit said...

"Aircraft Maintenance Unit", or $1,000.