Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, April 17, 2016

A Soggy Ride?


It would seem, at least to me, that cutting the rear fender that far back on a road bike will result in a rather wet experience if there is any moisture on the road.

Note that Our Intrepid Rider has also removed the front fender. So he can get equally soaked on both sides, I guess.

If the cops take a good look at this machine, I don't expect they'll be overly impressed by the license plate that's affixed with zip-ties.

2 comments:

BadTux said...

Not to mention the shortie helmet that isn't going to protect well at all in the event of a crash (but it has a DOT sticker purchased at the five and dime stuck on it so that makes it okay), or lack of any wind protection at all that will have him blinking tears out of his eyes and blowing gnats out of his nose. And the street shoes and tweed slacks that will protect him in a crash about as well as tissue paper. But hey, he looks cool, and that's all that matters, right?

dinthebeast said...

Without a front fender the front wheel throws shit up off of the road which then flies back into your face... No matter what you think looks cool, those engineers that put the part on did so for a reason.

-Doug in Oakland