Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, July 31, 2016

EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Short post, as the Internet is down, again. Rah, rah Charter. 

And some fucking miscreant boosted my Sunday paper.  The teevee still works, but I'd rather drill holes in my head than watch CNN. 

So I have no idea what's happening. Kind of nice, actually.  I think the cat likes it. 

I did go see Star Tek: Beyond today. Better than the 2nd one. I wonder if they'll slip into the cycle of every other ST movie blowing chunks. 

1 comment:

Paul W said...

someone stole your paper?! seriously, that is f-cked up. as a librarian and former journalism student, I am in a fury over here.

Also, you don't have to watch CNN. There's always BBC.