Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Two Debate Pics

They've come to me by email, so I have no idea whom to credit.


6 comments:

thinkingman said...

I would have thought you put those together yourself!

B said...

Outstanding!

I Laughed.

3383 said...

I find the first one funny.

dinthebeast said...

I saw the top one on Crooks and Liars this morning, but I didn't look at where they got it.

-Doug in Oakland

Marc said...

I think the top on is from Balloon Juice - that is where I first saw it.

Old NFO said...

If the bottom clinton was covered with $$$ it would be a lot more believable...