Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, October 16, 2016

It Just Figures that Pharma Bro is a Republican

Martin Shkreli, one of the most-despised and despicable sacks of sentient protoplasm on the planet, wanted to meet his fans after his last court date. So he tweeted out the name of a bar and announced that he'd pick up the tab. Only he didn't clear it with the bar, which said "nope." So this is what he then tweeted:
Any Republican-friendly bars in Brooklyn?
I guess explaining that he wanted a bar which was friendly to financial pirates accused of fraud and running a Ponzi scheme, but maybe that'd have taken up too many characters for Twitter.

If there is any justice in the world,Shkreli will soon become acquainted with bars, all right: Steel ones.

1 comment:

Aaron said...

He's pretty strange if he's a Republican considering it appears all his donations have been to Democrats, including $2,700 to Bernie Sanders:

Open Secrets search

This of course doesn't change his despicable nature, just that he knows whose palms to grease. (30k to the Democrat Senatorial Campaign Committee that seems to have been sent back after he got some heat for his price fixing. I wonder what that had bought him.