Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, November 7, 2016

Dear "Fascist Bureau of (political) Interference":

Fuck you. 

Fuck Director James Comey and every previous director back to Jedgar himself. 

Fuck you, the horses you rode in on, and everybody who looks like you. 

Damn you all to hell for interfering in this election with your baseless innuendoes and insinuations. 

Your lack of respect for the Constitution and the electoral process will not be soon forgotten. 

5 comments:

wolfbitch said...

You forgot to say "And fuck the mothers who gave birth to you. Their labor was a wasted effort just as you are now. I'd add, "Fuck your father, too, but none of you have any way of knowing which one that was."

I do love me a good mother joke.

Comrade Misfit said...

I like the insult that was used in "The 13th Warrior":

"I, at least, know who my father is, you pig-eating son of a whore."

deadstick said...

--You bastard.
--Yes, Sir. In my case an accident of birth. But you, Sir, you're a self-made man.

The Professionals, 1966

Joe said...

So what do we make of the fact that Comey just replaced the head of the NY field office? That's where the rot is deepest, right?

Labrys said...

I think pig eating whores' sons have more self-respect for themselves than the Trump team at the Fucking Ballbusting Imbeciles.