Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

I Don't Recall Hearing any Exploits of His, Apart from Killing his Brothers.

The half-brother of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-nam, has been killed in an attack in the Malaysian capital, Kuala Lumpur.
The suspect pool as to who commissioned this hit is very, very small.

Update: North Korean diplomats have apparently unsuccessfully tried to prevent the Malaysians from autopsying Kim Jong-nam.

3 comments:

Christena421 said...

Very informative post.

Nangleator said...

I'm fairly surprised he affected to *have* a half-brother at this stage.

BadTux said...

What is sad is that Kim Jong-nam had no desire to challenge Kim Jong-un in any way for leadership of North Korea. He spent most of his life outside of Korea as his father's illegitimate son (said illegitimacy being why Kim Jong-un became leader of Korea after daddy's death) and just wanted to be free to live a playboy life well outside of North Korea. He didn't even *like* North Korea, nevermind want to return to it and oust his half-brother.

But yeah, hereditary dictators just can't stand that half-brother out there having fun while they're busy with the tedium of running a dictatorship... Sigh. Why can't people just let each other live their lives in peace? People suck. :(.