WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Eight hundred thousand people with dreams will be deported by one person with delusions, sources confirmed on Tuesday.
According to reports, U.S. residents who have obtained advanced degrees, served in the military, and saved people from Hurricane Harvey will be kicked out of the country by a man who believes that his microwave is spying on him.
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8 comments:
Pretty much all hyperbole there
You would know.
No, B. It's called "humor".
B, this is the Borowitz report. Heard of it? It's known for being only slightly more reliable than Breitbart. That the subtitle begins with "Satire" and is followed by the phrase "not the news" should tip you off.
It'd be easier for some to understand if you said it's as reliable as Fox News.
Yep, I got took.
Was reading it on my phone. Missed that "Satire" part.
Easier to spot on the laptop.
My bad.
The sad part is that I have heard some folks screaming exactly that. So I bought it.
Have y'all clicked on the link to the DuffelBlog?
I don't see comments anymore, but they used to be pure gold.
I do try to label the posts.
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