WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an I.Q.-test tournament devised by Donald Trump to determine the smartest person in his Administration, Trump suffered a humiliating defeat on Tuesday, getting knocked out in the first round by Education Secretary Betsy DeVos.
...
Trump’s son Eric did not participate in the tournament. “That would have been cruel,” the source said.
Getting Touchy About The ‘No Touchy’
1 hour ago
No comments:
Post a Comment