Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, February 5, 2018

I Could Go to Prison in Holland for This Post

Donald Trump is a narcissistic man-child with the emotional maturity of a toddler who will happily destroy American liberties, freedoms and the rule of law to protect his own miserable hide. He makes Richard Nixon look ethical and law-abiding in comparison.

Why that would get me tossed into the pokey in the Netherlands is that they have a law that makes it a felony to insult the leader of a "friendly nation".

I would argue that to the nations of Europe, Trump is not the leader of a friendly nation. Whether that'd keep me out of The Tulip Slammer (or th Prison of Orange) is speculative.

6 comments:

Nangleator said...

The nation is not friendly, the "leader" has abdicated everything but the title and the living quarters.

B said...

Was the Prison of Orange referring to the House of Orange-Nassau or to theDonald???

I mean, it could go either way there.

Anonymous said...

Wait.

They have prisons in Holland?

Comrade Misfit said...

Anon 8:10,

They have to have at least one for the miscreants from the Yugoslavian Wars of the `90s.

Chuck Pergiel said...

You could argue that you were just stating the facts and that if someone thought it was an insult, they should be prosecuted for thinking such a thing.

dinthebeast said...

"They have prisons in Holland?"

Not as many as they used to, as they've been closing them down due to a lack of prisoners to put in them. They took some excess inmates from Norway, but it wasn't enough to justify the expense.

-Doug in Oakland